So, shout out to all the Noda Luka readers who were just as psyched to see the striking Ruby Rose in all her tattooed glory recently in 'Orange is the New Black' on its third season. But to those of you who are giving us the blank stare treatment right now, get your arse in here. Man, do you need some education.
Last year, Ruby Rose starred in a moving short film about gender fluidity, 'Break Free', which was was also written by her. But tough luck to the rest of us, this dazzling, OZ beauty got engaged to Phoebe Dahl (yes, the granddaughter of everyone's favourite children's author Roald Dahl) last year. That isn't stopping us from fantasizing getting cuffed with her for a night, though.
And being gender fluid never really changed how we see her, if anything, it only added to her appeal.
In fact, she makes a straight woman's sexuality be questioned.
Alex and Piper
But lately, she's heating up the jail cells with a supposed love triangle with OITNB hotties, Alex and Piper.
And then this happened.
Pictured: Ruby Rose, Image: 250080923, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Credit line: Profimedia, Planet
She makes us want to commit some nasty crimes to get locked in with her.
So please, cuff us to her slammer.
But really, it's not just the androgynous sex appeal Ruby Rose has that's got us falling in love with her. She's oozing with sheer confidence and swagger.
And the tatts? Come on.
As much as we want to go bi for her, it won't change the fact that she's happily betrothed to Phoebe Dahl, though. Sigh.
Okay, we get it.